leaflet
Original: leaflet on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A soldier in a green helmet and uniform crouches in a trench, peering nervously over the edge while holding a paintball gun. A blank yellow leaflet floats down into the trench beside him.
Panel 2:
The soldier looks down at the leaflet that has landed in front of him. The leaflet now reads:
Leaflet: "WHILE YOU FIGHT, YOUR SWEETHEART SMOOCHES OTHERS!"
Below the leaflet, an illustration shows a dark-haired person and a red-haired person leaning in close to kiss.
Caption (below comic): My favorite paintball tactic is demoralizing leaflet propaganda.
Votey:
A hand-drawn black-bordered frame containing text:
"(I AM AVAILABLE FOR HIRE AND WILL SHOW NO MERCY)"
A soldier in a green helmet and uniform crouches in a trench, peering nervously over the edge while holding a paintball gun. A blank yellow leaflet floats down into the trench beside him.
Panel 2:
The soldier looks down at the leaflet that has landed in front of him. The leaflet now reads:
Leaflet: "WHILE YOU FIGHT, YOUR SWEETHEART SMOOCHES OTHERS!"
Below the leaflet, an illustration shows a dark-haired person and a red-haired person leaning in close to kiss.
Caption (below comic): My favorite paintball tactic is demoralizing leaflet propaganda.
Votey:
A hand-drawn black-bordered frame containing text:
"(I AM AVAILABLE FOR HIRE AND WILL SHOW NO MERCY)"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a nervous soldier in a green helmet crouches in a trench, holding a paintball gun and peeking over the edge, as a blank yellow leaflet drifts down beside him. Panel 2: the soldier looks down at the leaflet, which now reads "WHILE YOU FIGHT, YOUR SWEETHEART SMOOCHES OTHERS!" above a drawing of two people leaning in to kiss. The caption below reads: "My favorite paintball tactic is demoralizing leaflet propaganda." The joke imagines casual paintball matches escalated into psychological warfare with propaganda leaflets. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn frame with the text "(I AM AVAILABLE FOR HIRE AND WILL SHOW NO MERCY)," the narrator offering their propaganda services in deadpan.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.