users-2
Original: users-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A man with dark curly hair looks upward, holding out one hand.
Man: DEAR GOD, WHY IS THERE SUFFERING?
God (reply): THERE ISN'T. I SENT BUDDHISM, PLATONISM, CONFUCIANISM, ALL GOOD GUIDES TO THIS OS.
Man: THEY'RE REALLY HARD TO FOLLOW.
God (reply): FRICKIN USERS! THE UI IS FINE, YOU'RE JUST STUPID!
Caption below the panel: The Universe makes a lot more sense if you imagine God is an angry software developer.
Votey:
The man (same dark-haired character) speaks, looking slightly distressed.
Man: I DON'T WANNA INSTALL THE UPDATES! I JUST WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CURRENT RELEASE!
A man with dark curly hair looks upward, holding out one hand.
Man: DEAR GOD, WHY IS THERE SUFFERING?
God (reply): THERE ISN'T. I SENT BUDDHISM, PLATONISM, CONFUCIANISM, ALL GOOD GUIDES TO THIS OS.
Man: THEY'RE REALLY HARD TO FOLLOW.
God (reply): FRICKIN USERS! THE UI IS FINE, YOU'RE JUST STUPID!
Caption below the panel: The Universe makes a lot more sense if you imagine God is an angry software developer.
Votey:
The man (same dark-haired character) speaks, looking slightly distressed.
Man: I DON'T WANNA INSTALL THE UPDATES! I JUST WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CURRENT RELEASE!
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A man with dark curly hair looks up and says, "Dear God, why is there suffering?" A voice replies, "There isn't. I sent Buddhism, Platonism, Confucianism, all good guides to this OS." The man says, "They're really hard to follow." The voice snaps back, "Frickin users! The UI is fine, you're just stupid!" A caption reads: "The Universe makes a lot more sense if you imagine God is an angry software developer." In the votey aftercomic, the same man, looking pained, says, "I don't wanna install the updates! I just want to complain about the current release!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.