giants
Original: giants on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair, wearing a red blazer over a yellow top, stands at a podium with one finger raised, mid-speech.
Woman: "IF I HAVE FOUND MORE BULLSHIT, IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE SWUM IN THE SEWERS OF GIANTS."
Caption (below panel): At the keynote speech for the Skeptics Hall of Fame.
Votey:
(THIS SHOULD EXIST, AND ALSO THERE SHOULD BE A YEARLY EVENT WHERE MEMBERS TRY TO CONVINCE EACH OTHER IT DOESN'T EXIST)
A woman with brown hair, wearing a red blazer over a yellow top, stands at a podium with one finger raised, mid-speech.
Woman: "IF I HAVE FOUND MORE BULLSHIT, IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE SWUM IN THE SEWERS OF GIANTS."
Caption (below panel): At the keynote speech for the Skeptics Hall of Fame.
Votey:
(THIS SHOULD EXIST, AND ALSO THERE SHOULD BE A YEARLY EVENT WHERE MEMBERS TRY TO CONVINCE EACH OTHER IT DOESN'T EXIST)
Alt text
A woman with brown hair in a red blazer stands at a podium, one finger raised as she speaks: "If I have found more bullshit, it is because I have swum in the sewers of giants." A caption below reads: "At the keynote speech for the Skeptics Hall of Fame." This twists Newton's famous "standing on the shoulders of giants" into a skeptic's debunking boast. Votey (handwritten note): "(This should exist, and also there should be a yearly event where members try to convince each other it doesn't exist.)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.