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An eight-panel SMBC comic. A green alien spaceship broadcasts to Earth: "PEOPLE OF EARTH! WE COME SEEKING MATES! TURN OVER 100,000 PEOPLE AT ONCE OR FACE ANNIHILATION!" A caption reads "14 MINUTES LATER..." and the human UN Secretary General (a woman in pink, on a transmission) replies, "HI, THIS IS THE UN SECRETARY GENERAL. WE HAVE YOUR PEOPLE." The startled green alien asks, "HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO FAST?" She explains, "POSTED A VOLUNTEER THREAD ON A FETISH SITE." The alien, looking awkward, backpedals: "I... IT WAS A TEST. CIVILIZATIONS THAT FORCE PEOPLE TO COME WITH US ARE CONDEMNED WHILE CIVILIZATIONS THAT REFUSE GET TO JOIN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION." The Secretary General responds drily, "YOU SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE IN A WAY THAT CHALLENGES OUR UNDERSTANDING OF INTELLIGENT LIFE," then adds over a view of the ship and Earth, "WOULD YOU MIND TAKING SOME OVERFLOW? PEOPLE WERE PRETTY ENTHUSIASTIC." Votey: A glum-looking alien says, "GONNA GO AHEAD AND THROW MY HAT IN THE RING, TOO," implying even the aliens want in on the offer.