satan
Original: satan on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man stands before a large dinosaur skeleton, addressing a small child. The man's speech:
Man: "All these fossils? Put here to fool us into believing evolution and denying THE LORD."
Man (continuing): "Wait. Wait a sec. The devil made a design so intricate, so perfect, that it matches precisely what you'd expect to see in a million year dawn of evolution? And God made... what... COWS?"
Caption (bottom): "Inadvertently, Billy is convinced to worship Satan."
Votey:
Caption (top): "FINALLY, SOME RESPECT."
(A grinning, horned devil rests its chin on its hand, looking pleased.)
A man stands before a large dinosaur skeleton, addressing a small child. The man's speech:
Man: "All these fossils? Put here to fool us into believing evolution and denying THE LORD."
Man (continuing): "Wait. Wait a sec. The devil made a design so intricate, so perfect, that it matches precisely what you'd expect to see in a million year dawn of evolution? And God made... what... COWS?"
Caption (bottom): "Inadvertently, Billy is convinced to worship Satan."
Votey:
Caption (top): "FINALLY, SOME RESPECT."
(A grinning, horned devil rests its chin on its hand, looking pleased.)
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a man standing beside a small child in front of a towering dinosaur skeleton. The man explains that the fossils were put here to fool people into believing evolution and denying the Lord. He then catches himself, reasoning aloud: the devil supposedly made a design so intricate and perfect that it precisely matches what you'd expect from a million-year dawn of evolution, while God made... what... cows? A caption reads: "Inadvertently, Billy is convinced to worship Satan." In the votey aftercomic, a grinning horned devil rests its chin contentedly on its hand above the words "FINALLY, SOME RESPECT."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.