mens
Original: mens on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A customer (a woman with dark hair in a blue jacket) speaks to a store clerk (a woman with orange/red hair in a vest and white collared shirt with a name tag).
Customer: Hi, I really like this shoe, but do you have it in men's?
Panel 2: Close-up of the clerk, looking puzzled and frowning.
Clerk: Men's?
Panel 3: The customer explains, gesturing.
Customer: One-third the price and not painful to wear.
Panel 4: Close-up of the clerk, eyes narrowed in an annoyed/displeased expression.
Clerk: We DO NOT.
Votey:
The clerk (orange-haired) with an angry, scowling face.
Clerk: GET OUT.
Customer: Hi, I really like this shoe, but do you have it in men's?
Panel 2: Close-up of the clerk, looking puzzled and frowning.
Clerk: Men's?
Panel 3: The customer explains, gesturing.
Customer: One-third the price and not painful to wear.
Panel 4: Close-up of the clerk, eyes narrowed in an annoyed/displeased expression.
Clerk: We DO NOT.
Votey:
The clerk (orange-haired) with an angry, scowling face.
Clerk: GET OUT.
Alt text
A four-panel comic in a shoe store. Panel 1: a dark-haired customer in a blue jacket tells an orange-haired clerk in a vest, "Hi, I really like this shoe, but do you have it in men's?" Panel 2: close-up of the clerk looking puzzled, "Men's?" Panel 3: the customer clarifies why she wants the men's version, "One-third the price and not painful to wear." Panel 4: close-up of the clerk, now narrow-eyed and irritated, replying "We DO NOT." The joke pokes at how women's shoes cost more and hurt more than men's, and the clerk's defensive denial. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the clerk's furious scowling face snapping "GET OUT."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.