sleeping
Original: sleeping on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor: Do you have any sleeping issues?
Patient: Yes.
Panel 2:
Patient: Every night, I put my head on the pillow. I relax. I go to sleep.
Panel 3:
Patient: When I wake up there are all these new Star Wars movies, but none of them are good.
Panel 4:
Doctor: That's not a sleep disorder. That's a reality disorder.
Patient: Can you make the sleep go longer?
Votey:
(You are allowed to send hatemail about this comic only if it is prefaced by "There is still good in you. I can feel it!")
Doctor: Do you have any sleeping issues?
Patient: Yes.
Panel 2:
Patient: Every night, I put my head on the pillow. I relax. I go to sleep.
Panel 3:
Patient: When I wake up there are all these new Star Wars movies, but none of them are good.
Panel 4:
Doctor: That's not a sleep disorder. That's a reality disorder.
Patient: Can you make the sleep go longer?
Votey:
(You are allowed to send hatemail about this comic only if it is prefaced by "There is still good in you. I can feel it!")
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A doctor with a clipboard asks a patient, "Do you have any sleeping issues?" The patient answers, "Yes." In a close-up, the patient (a smiling man) explains, "Every night, I put my head on the pillow. I relax. I go to sleep." The next panel shows a dark silhouette of Darth Vader standing before a window with a red sunset, as the patient continues, "When I wake up there are all these new Star Wars movies, but none of them are good." In the final panel the doctor replies, "That's not a sleep disorder. That's a reality disorder." The patient asks, "Can you make the sleep go longer?" Votey: handwritten text in a wobbly box reads, "(You are allowed to send hatemail about this comic only if it is prefaced by 'There is still good in you. I can feel it!')"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.