fair
Original: fair on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with long reddish-orange hair, hands clasped in prayer, looks upward.
Woman: GOD, IS LIFE FAIR?
Panel 2:
A glowing yellow speech bubble emanates from above, representing God's voice.
God: MEN'S HEIGHT IS CORRELATED WITH BOTH INTELLIGENCE AND PENIS SIZE.
Panel 3:
The woman is now a small silhouette against a black background.
Woman: SO...
Panel 4:
God's glowing speech bubble replies.
God: I'D EXPLAIN BUT YOU'RE TOO SHORT TO UNDERSTAND.
Votey:
A hand-drawn, square speech bubble (styled like a divine pronouncement).
God: CHRIST, HOW PLOWED WAS I WHEN I MADE YOU?
A woman with long reddish-orange hair, hands clasped in prayer, looks upward.
Woman: GOD, IS LIFE FAIR?
Panel 2:
A glowing yellow speech bubble emanates from above, representing God's voice.
God: MEN'S HEIGHT IS CORRELATED WITH BOTH INTELLIGENCE AND PENIS SIZE.
Panel 3:
The woman is now a small silhouette against a black background.
Woman: SO...
Panel 4:
God's glowing speech bubble replies.
God: I'D EXPLAIN BUT YOU'RE TOO SHORT TO UNDERSTAND.
Votey:
A hand-drawn, square speech bubble (styled like a divine pronouncement).
God: CHRIST, HOW PLOWED WAS I WHEN I MADE YOU?
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a woman with long reddish hair clasps her hands in prayer and looks up, asking, "God, is life fair?" Panel 2: a glowing yellow speech bubble from above (God) replies, "Men's height is correlated with both intelligence and penis size." Panel 3: the woman, now a small dark silhouette, says, "So..." Panel 4: God's glowing bubble answers, "I'd explain but you're too short to understand." The joke: God dodges the fairness question with a height-based insult. Votey (aftercomic): a single hand-drawn square speech bubble in which God muses, "Christ, how plowed was I when I made you?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.