heaven-3
Original: heaven-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A figure shown in full black silhouette (its profile resembles Adolf Hitler, with the characteristic forelock and short mustache) stands at the left, facing a podium. Behind the podium stands an old, bearded man in robes (Saint Peter) at the gates of Heaven, against a yellow wall and blue sky.
Silhouetted figure: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET IN?! I KILLED HITLER!"
Caption (below panel): Hitler fails to enter Heaven.
Votey:
(A small comic of a man hunched over, hands clasped, looking dejected/anxious. Handwritten text at the top reads:)
"HONESTY. VICTIM. I WAS A CIRCUMSTANCE."
A figure shown in full black silhouette (its profile resembles Adolf Hitler, with the characteristic forelock and short mustache) stands at the left, facing a podium. Behind the podium stands an old, bearded man in robes (Saint Peter) at the gates of Heaven, against a yellow wall and blue sky.
Silhouetted figure: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET IN?! I KILLED HITLER!"
Caption (below panel): Hitler fails to enter Heaven.
Votey:
(A small comic of a man hunched over, hands clasped, looking dejected/anxious. Handwritten text at the top reads:)
"HONESTY. VICTIM. I WAS A CIRCUMSTANCE."
Alt text
A SMBC comic. In a single panel, a figure rendered entirely as a black silhouette stands at the gates of Heaven, facing an old bearded man in robes (Saint Peter) behind a golden podium against a yellow wall and blue sky. The silhouette's profile, with its swept forelock and tiny mustache, is unmistakably Adolf Hitler. He shouts, 'What do you mean I don't get in?! I killed Hitler!' A caption below reads: 'Hitler fails to enter Heaven.' The joke: Hitler is denied entry, but defends himself by claiming credit for killing Hitler (i.e., himself, by suicide), as though that good deed should earn him a spot. The votey aftercomic shows a hunched, dejected man with clasped hands beneath scrawled handwritten words: 'Honesty. Victim. I was a circumstance.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.