internet
Original: internet on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Older man (gray hair, glasses): I wish you could've known the internet when it was young and idyllic.
Panel 2:
Young man / boy (in yellow shirt): You told me when you were my age the internet was 100% nerds and/or chatroom fetishists.
Panel 3:
(Wide nighttime shot of the two small silhouettes sitting on a dark hillside under a crescent moon)
Older man: Yes, yes m'boy, it was a better time.
Votey:
(Loose sketch of the older man's face)
Older man: Also, video games were better back when they sucked.
Older man (gray hair, glasses): I wish you could've known the internet when it was young and idyllic.
Panel 2:
Young man / boy (in yellow shirt): You told me when you were my age the internet was 100% nerds and/or chatroom fetishists.
Panel 3:
(Wide nighttime shot of the two small silhouettes sitting on a dark hillside under a crescent moon)
Older man: Yes, yes m'boy, it was a better time.
Votey:
(Loose sketch of the older man's face)
Older man: Also, video games were better back when they sucked.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: An older man with gray hair and glasses sits with a boy on a hillside at night and says, "I wish you could've known the internet when it was young and idyllic." Panel 2: The boy, in a yellow shirt, replies, "You told me when you were my age the internet was 100% nerds and/or chatroom fetishists." Panel 3: A wide, dark nighttime view of the two as tiny silhouettes on a hill beneath a crescent moon; the man says, "Yes, yes m'boy, it was a better time." The joke is the man's nostalgia for a clearly worse past. Votey: A rough sketch of the man's face as he adds, "Also, video games were better back when they sucked."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.