doctor-2
Original: doctor-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Two people stand facing each other. On the left, a woman with dark hair and round glasses; on the right, an older man with grey hair and round glasses, wearing a white doctor's coat.
Speech bubble (man, upper left): "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH TORN ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH PAIN IN THE ASS."
Speech bubble (man, upper right): "BLAH BLAH BLAH BALLS ON FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH?"
Speech bubble (woman, left): "BLAH BLAH BALLS AND DICK ON FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."
Caption below panel: "This is what doctors would sound like to an ancient Roman."
Votey:
A simple line drawing of a person's face. A speech/thought bubble above reads: "BLAH BLAH BLAH DEADLY BALLS ON FIRE BLAH BLAH."
Two people stand facing each other. On the left, a woman with dark hair and round glasses; on the right, an older man with grey hair and round glasses, wearing a white doctor's coat.
Speech bubble (man, upper left): "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH TORN ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH PAIN IN THE ASS."
Speech bubble (man, upper right): "BLAH BLAH BLAH BALLS ON FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH?"
Speech bubble (woman, left): "BLAH BLAH BALLS AND DICK ON FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."
Caption below panel: "This is what doctors would sound like to an ancient Roman."
Votey:
A simple line drawing of a person's face. A speech/thought bubble above reads: "BLAH BLAH BLAH DEADLY BALLS ON FIRE BLAH BLAH."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A woman with dark hair and round glasses faces an older grey-haired man in a white doctor's coat with round glasses. Three speech bubbles all contain mostly the word 'BLAH' with crude phrases mixed in: the man says 'BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH TORN ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH PAIN IN THE ASS' and 'BLAH BLAH BLAH BALLS ON FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH?'; the woman says 'BLAH BLAH BALLS AND DICK ON FIRE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.' The caption reads: 'This is what doctors would sound like to an ancient Roman.' The joke: medical terminology, rooted in Latin, would sound like vulgar literal anatomy talk to an actual Latin speaker. Votey: a simple line-drawn face with a bubble reading 'BLAH BLAH BLAH DEADLY BALLS ON FIRE BLAH BLAH.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.