quarantine
Original: quarantine on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man dressed like a king or high priest, wearing a yellow and red crown/headdress, sits on a throne. He holds a scepter in one hand and a small round mirror in the other.
Man: "Now that we have achieved a quorum of one, I ask for onanymous consent."
Caption (below panel):
In year 3 of The Quarantine, masturbation habits reached their ritualistic zenith.
Votey:
Text (handwritten, at top):
"The scepter took this joke too far."
Below the text, a drawing of an ornate scepter/staff lies on the ground.
A bearded man dressed like a king or high priest, wearing a yellow and red crown/headdress, sits on a throne. He holds a scepter in one hand and a small round mirror in the other.
Man: "Now that we have achieved a quorum of one, I ask for onanymous consent."
Caption (below panel):
In year 3 of The Quarantine, masturbation habits reached their ritualistic zenith.
Votey:
Text (handwritten, at top):
"The scepter took this joke too far."
Below the text, a drawing of an ornate scepter/staff lies on the ground.
Alt text
A bearded man dressed as a regal king or high priest sits on a throne, wearing a yellow-and-red crown. He holds a scepter in one hand and a small round mirror in the other. He proclaims: "Now that we have achieved a quorum of one, I ask for onanymous consent." The caption reads: "In year 3 of The Quarantine, masturbation habits reached their ritualistic zenith." The joke puns on "unanimous/anonymous consent" and "onanism," portraying solo quarantine masturbation as a solemn royal ceremony. Votey: handwritten text reads "The scepter took this joke too far," above a drawing of an ornate scepter lying on the ground.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.