toilet-paper
Original: toilet-paper on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: In a backyard, a child with red hair stands angrily near a wooden fence; other kids play in the background.
Red-haired child: OLD MAN JENKINS STOLE OUR FRISBEE!
A child with dark hair in a yellow shirt responds.
Yellow-shirt child: WE'RE GONNA TOILET PAPER THE HELL OUT OF HIS HOUSE!
Panel 2: Caption at top: SOON...
A group of children stand together looking shocked and dismayed.
Panel 3: The children stand small before towering, completely empty store shelves. A handwritten sign hangs on one shelf.
Sign: Sorry, we are all sold out!
Large caption text across the bottom:
DON'T HOARD
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Votey:
Handwritten text inside a hand-drawn square border: FOR REAL, THOUGH)
Red-haired child: OLD MAN JENKINS STOLE OUR FRISBEE!
A child with dark hair in a yellow shirt responds.
Yellow-shirt child: WE'RE GONNA TOILET PAPER THE HELL OUT OF HIS HOUSE!
Panel 2: Caption at top: SOON...
A group of children stand together looking shocked and dismayed.
Panel 3: The children stand small before towering, completely empty store shelves. A handwritten sign hangs on one shelf.
Sign: Sorry, we are all sold out!
Large caption text across the bottom:
DON'T HOARD
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Votey:
Handwritten text inside a hand-drawn square border: FOR REAL, THOUGH)
Alt text
A four-part SMBC comic about toilet paper hoarding. Panel 1: in a backyard by a fence, an angry red-haired kid shouts "OLD MAN JENKINS STOLE OUR FRISBEE!" and a kid in a yellow shirt replies "WE'RE GONNA TOILET PAPER THE HELL OUT OF HIS HOUSE!" Panel 2, captioned "SOON...": a cluster of children stand together looking shocked. Panel 3: the kids stand tiny in front of enormous, totally bare store shelves, where a handwritten sign reads "Sorry, we are all sold out!" Bold caption across the bottom: "DON'T HOARD / THINK OF THE CHILDREN" -- the joke being that pandemic toilet-paper hoarding has even deprived kids of TP for pranks. Votey: a hand-drawn box with the handwritten note "FOR REAL, THOUGH)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.