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trust

Original: trust on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (dark-haired, purple shirt): BE READY TO CATCH ME AS I FALL BACK. PUT YOUR ARMS LOW.

Panel 2:
Man (orange/flame-like hair, red shirt, with arms raised): OKAY, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THIS BUILDS TRUST.

Panel 3:
Woman: I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD.
Man: WHAT?

Panel 4:
Woman (leaping into the air, elbow cocked): ELBOW DROP!

Votey:
Woman (walking away, hands in pockets): TRUST THAT I WILL ALWAYS WIN.

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic about a trust fall gone wrong. In panel 1, a dark-haired woman in a purple shirt tells a man with flame-like orange hair, 'Be ready to catch me as I fall back. Put your arms low.' In panel 2 the man raises his arms and says, 'Okay, but I don't see how this builds trust.' In panel 3 the woman flatly replies, 'I didn't say it would,' and the man says, 'What?' In panel 4 the woman leaps high into the air with her elbow cocked, shouting 'ELBOW DROP!' in a burst of action lines, about to slam down on him. In the votey aftercomic, a black-and-white sketch shows the woman walking away casually with her hands in her pockets, having left the man crumpled on the ground, saying, 'Trust that I will always win.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.