wishes-4
Original: wishes-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Genie: You may have three wishes. No restrictions.
Man: None? Like I can wish for more wishes?
Panel 2:
Genie: Go for it. See how it feels. Have you ever played a video game on god-mode for so long that it ruined both god-mode and regular play?
Panel 3:
Genie: That'll be your whole life if you wish for more wishes.
Panel 4:
Genie: Your whole LIFE.
Panel 5 (caption): 14 TRILLION ORGIES LATER...
Man: More wishes please!
Genie: For God's sake.
Votey:
Man: Also I need to violate relativity for this next round.
Genie: You may have three wishes. No restrictions.
Man: None? Like I can wish for more wishes?
Panel 2:
Genie: Go for it. See how it feels. Have you ever played a video game on god-mode for so long that it ruined both god-mode and regular play?
Panel 3:
Genie: That'll be your whole life if you wish for more wishes.
Panel 4:
Genie: Your whole LIFE.
Panel 5 (caption): 14 TRILLION ORGIES LATER...
Man: More wishes please!
Genie: For God's sake.
Votey:
Man: Also I need to violate relativity for this next round.
Alt text
A five-panel color SMBC comic. A green-skinned genie in a turban tells a red-haired man holding a lamp that he may have three wishes with no restrictions. The man asks if he can wish for more wishes. The genie says go for it and warns: have you ever played a video game on god-mode for so long it ruined both god-mode and regular play? That'll be your whole life if you wish for more wishes — 'Your whole LIFE.' Final panel caption reads '14 TRILLION ORGIES LATER...' and shows the man, now in a chaotic tangle of bodies, shouting 'More wishes please!' while the weary genie replies 'For God's sake.' Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): a close-up of the exhausted man's face as he adds, 'Also I need to violate relativity for this next round.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.