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Original: flowers on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Banner / sign at top: Annual Flower-Fancier Get Together XXXVIII

Woman (with curly hair and glasses, speaking): THAT'S A REAL TIGHT TULIP-PRINT SKIRT. PROBABLY LOOK LIKE A PRIZE-WINNING GARDEN SPREAD OUT ON MY MOTEL ROOM FLOOR.

A man with dark hair and a beard listens, looking slightly uneasy.

Caption below the panel: Every subculture is, at its core, a sex thing.

Votey:
Woman (continuing, leaning in with a sly expression): WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME INNUENDO BASED ON THE TECHNICAL NAMES FOR FLOWER ANATOMY?

Alt text

A webcomic at an event banner reading "Annual Flower-Fancier Get Together XXXVIII." A curly-haired woman in glasses flirts suggestively with a bearded man, saying his tight tulip-print skirt would look like a prize-winning garden spread out on her motel room floor. The man looks slightly uncomfortable. A caption underneath reads: "Every subculture is, at its core, a sex thing." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the woman leaning in with a sly grin as she asks: "Would you like to hear some innuendo based on the technical names for flower anatomy?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.