wine-2
Original: wine-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Cashier (a young man behind a store counter): MAY I SEE YOUR I.D. MA'AM?
Panel 2:
Cashier: WOW! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!
Woman (gray-haired customer): THANKS!
Panel 3:
Cashier (examining her ID): BUT YOU ARE OLD.
Panel 4:
Cashier: YOU WILL DIE MUCH SOONER THAN I WOULD'VE GUESSED BASED ON APPEARANCE ALONE.
Woman: GIMME MY WINE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Votey:
Woman (clutching a bottle of wine, looking grim): ALL YOUR GOLDEN YEARS WILL BE CORRODED UNDER THE SMOG OF MY SUV!
Cashier (a young man behind a store counter): MAY I SEE YOUR I.D. MA'AM?
Panel 2:
Cashier: WOW! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!
Woman (gray-haired customer): THANKS!
Panel 3:
Cashier (examining her ID): BUT YOU ARE OLD.
Panel 4:
Cashier: YOU WILL DIE MUCH SOONER THAN I WOULD'VE GUESSED BASED ON APPEARANCE ALONE.
Woman: GIMME MY WINE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Votey:
Woman (clutching a bottle of wine, looking grim): ALL YOUR GOLDEN YEARS WILL BE CORRODED UNDER THE SMOG OF MY SUV!
Alt text
A four-panel comic at a store checkout. Panel 1: a young male cashier behind the counter asks a gray-haired woman customer, "May I see your I.D., ma'am?" Panel 2: looking at her ID, he exclaims "Wow! You look so young!" and she happily replies "Thanks!" Panel 3: his expression flattens and he says "But you are old." Panel 4: he adds, "You will die much sooner than I would've guessed based on appearance alone," and the now visibly annoyed, older-looking woman snaps, "Gimme my wine you little shit." Votey: a close-up of the woman clutching a wine bottle with a grim, vengeful look, declaring, "All your golden years will be corroded under the smog of my SUV!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.