supervillainy
Original: supervillainy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Mad scientist (a green pointed-headed creature): And that's how I'll kill all those children!
Man with eyepatch: Are you INSANE?
Panel 2:
Man with eyepatch: You don't need to poison the water supply or whatever. If you want to kill a lot of kids, just convince some celebrity to say whooping cough vaccines are dangerous.
Panel 3:
Mad scientist: I'm a mad scientist! Not a mad pseudo-scientist!
Panel 4:
Man with eyepatch: Anyway, nobody would trust a celebrity with a medical decision.
Man with eyepatch: You need to get out of your volcano island once in a while.
Votey:
Man with eyepatch (holding up a small vial): Maybe try these essential oils. They'll make you smarter.
Mad scientist (a green pointed-headed creature): And that's how I'll kill all those children!
Man with eyepatch: Are you INSANE?
Panel 2:
Man with eyepatch: You don't need to poison the water supply or whatever. If you want to kill a lot of kids, just convince some celebrity to say whooping cough vaccines are dangerous.
Panel 3:
Mad scientist: I'm a mad scientist! Not a mad pseudo-scientist!
Panel 4:
Man with eyepatch: Anyway, nobody would trust a celebrity with a medical decision.
Man with eyepatch: You need to get out of your volcano island once in a while.
Votey:
Man with eyepatch (holding up a small vial): Maybe try these essential oils. They'll make you smarter.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. A green, pointy-headed mad-scientist creature talks with a bald man wearing an eyepatch and a purple suit. Panel 1: the mad scientist declares, "And that's how I'll kill all those children!" The man replies, "Are you INSANE?" Panel 2: the man explains, "You don't need to poison the water supply or whatever. If you want to kill a lot of kids, just convince some celebrity to say whooping cough vaccines are dangerous." Panel 3: the offended mad scientist insists, "I'm a mad scientist! Not a mad pseudo-scientist!" Panel 4: the man adds, "Anyway, nobody would trust a celebrity with a medical decision. You need to get out of your volcano island once in a while." Votey (aftercomic): the same man holds up a small vial and says, "Maybe try these essential oils. They'll make you smarter," undercutting his own point by peddling pseudoscience.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.