liar
Original: liar on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (Betsy): OH MY GOD DAVE, THESE ARE THE BEST COOKIES I'VE EVER HAD!
Man (Dave), in a small aside bubble: LIAR
Panel 2:
Dave: IF THEY'RE THE BEST, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK FOR THE RECIPE, BETSY?
Panel 3:
Dave: YOU THINK IT'S HARD TO MAKE COOKIES? NO! IT'S THE EASIEST THING IN BAKING. AND YOU LIKE BAKING, AND YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED THESE COOKIES BUT YOU NEVER ASKED ME FOR THE RECIPE.
Panel 4:
Betsy: THEY'RE AVERAGE.
Dave, pointing accusingly: AHA!
Votey:
Betsy: LOOK, I'LL STILL EAT A SHIT-TON OF THEM.
Woman (Betsy): OH MY GOD DAVE, THESE ARE THE BEST COOKIES I'VE EVER HAD!
Man (Dave), in a small aside bubble: LIAR
Panel 2:
Dave: IF THEY'RE THE BEST, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK FOR THE RECIPE, BETSY?
Panel 3:
Dave: YOU THINK IT'S HARD TO MAKE COOKIES? NO! IT'S THE EASIEST THING IN BAKING. AND YOU LIKE BAKING, AND YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED THESE COOKIES BUT YOU NEVER ASKED ME FOR THE RECIPE.
Panel 4:
Betsy: THEY'RE AVERAGE.
Dave, pointing accusingly: AHA!
Votey:
Betsy: LOOK, I'LL STILL EAT A SHIT-TON OF THEM.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman gushes to a bald man, "Oh my god Dave, these are the best cookies I've ever had!" Dave mutters in a tiny side bubble, "Liar." Panel 2: Dave, looking annoyed, demands, "If they're the best, why didn't you ask for the recipe, Betsy?" Panel 3: Dave, holding a spatula and ranting, says, "You think it's hard to make cookies? No! It's the easiest thing in baking. And you like baking, and you told me you loved these cookies but you never asked me for the recipe." Panel 4: Cornered, Betsy admits, "They're average," and Dave points triumphantly, shouting, "Aha!" Votey panel: A close-up of Betsy's resigned face as she concedes, "Look, I'll still eat a shit-ton of them." The joke: Dave forces a confession that the cookies are only average, but it backfires because she'll devour them anyway.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.