commute
Original: commute on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with curly orange hair, shirtless): HELP ME PUT THIS CONDOM ON AND THEN WE'LL MAKE LOVE.
Woman (with brown hair and round glasses): IS THAT PROCEDURE COMMUTATIVE?
Man: WHAT?
Caption (below panel): This is how mathematicians are conceived.
Votey:
Caption: Later...
Woman: DO I HAVE TO BE PREGNANT BEFORE I HAVE THE BABY, OR CAN I DO THAT LATER?
Man (with curly orange hair, shirtless): HELP ME PUT THIS CONDOM ON AND THEN WE'LL MAKE LOVE.
Woman (with brown hair and round glasses): IS THAT PROCEDURE COMMUTATIVE?
Man: WHAT?
Caption (below panel): This is how mathematicians are conceived.
Votey:
Caption: Later...
Woman: DO I HAVE TO BE PREGNANT BEFORE I HAVE THE BABY, OR CAN I DO THAT LATER?
Alt text
A shirtless man with curly orange hair holds a condom and says to a woman with brown hair and round glasses, "Help me put this condom on and then we'll make love." She replies, "Is that procedure commutative?" He says, "What?" The caption reads: "This is how mathematicians are conceived." In the votey aftercomic, labeled "Later...", the same woman asks, "Do I have to be pregnant before I have the baby, or can I do that later?" The joke is that the mathematician-minded woman keeps questioning whether the ordered steps of sex and reproduction can be reordered (made commutative).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.