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thermopolymer

Original: thermopolymer on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Caption: FACT: IT IS NOW POSSIBLE TO 3D PRINT STRUCTURES DIRECTLY INTO THERMOPOLYMER.
(A small machine emits a beam toward a jar/cylinder of amber thermopolymer, in which a gingerbread-man-like figure has been printed.)

Panel 2:
Caption: FACT: EGGS SOLIDIFY WHEN HEATED.
(The same machine emits a beam toward a large egg.)

Panel 3:
Caption: CONCLUSION: IN PRINCIPLE, THIS SHOULD BE POSSIBLE.
Man: HOW COME EVERY TIME I CRACK EGGS NOW THE YOLK HAS THE FACE OF SATAN?

Panel 4:
Woman (in lab coat, glasses): I BELIEVE THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST WHEN YOU DON'T DO YOUR SHARE OF DISHES.

Votey:
A fried egg with a yolk shaped like a snarling demonic/Satanic face.

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1 caption: "FACT: IT IS NOW POSSIBLE TO 3D PRINT STRUCTURES DIRECTLY INTO THERMOPOLYMER." A small box-shaped machine projects a beam into a jar of amber thermopolymer containing a printed gingerbread-man-like figure. Panel 2 caption: "FACT: EGGS SOLIDIFY WHEN HEATED." The same machine projects a beam at a large egg. Panel 3 caption: "CONCLUSION: IN PRINCIPLE, THIS SHOULD BE POSSIBLE." A red-haired man asks, "HOW COME EVERY TIME I CRACK EGGS NOW THE YOLK HAS THE FACE OF SATAN?" Panel 4: A woman in a lab coat and glasses replies, "I BELIEVE THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST WHEN YOU DON'T DO YOUR SHARE OF DISHES." The joke combines 3D-printing-into-egg science with a domestic dishwashing jab. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a fried egg whose yolk is shaped into a snarling, demonic Satanic face.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.