who
Original: who on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Grinch (a green Grinch-like character in a Santa suit, standing atop a snowy cliff): "Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!"
Caption (below panel): Shortly before the collapse of the Whoville department store industry.
Votey:
If the Whovillians are happy without toys, why doesn't the Grinch sell them and use the money for foreign aid?
Grinch (a green Grinch-like character in a Santa suit, standing atop a snowy cliff): "Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!"
Caption (below panel): Shortly before the collapse of the Whoville department store industry.
Votey:
If the Whovillians are happy without toys, why doesn't the Grinch sell them and use the money for foreign aid?
Alt text
A parody of the Grinch's redemption scene. A green Grinch in a red Santa suit stands triumphantly atop a snowy mountain cliff, one hand raised, proclaiming in a speech bubble: "Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!" A caption beneath reads: "Shortly before the collapse of the Whoville department store industry" -- the joke being that this heartwarming anti-consumerist message would economically devastate the town's retail sector. Votey (a small hand-drawn boxed afterthought, text only): "If the Whovillians are happy without toys, why doesn't the Grinch sell them and use the money for foreign aid?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.