pensive
Original: pensive on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Hey, are you okay? You've looked pensive all day.
Man: Oh, it's nothing.
Panel 2:
Woman: Come on, you can tell me.
Panel 3:
Man: If you take off your clothes, you're naked. But then if you take off your skin, you're not naked anymore.
Panel 4:
Man: "Nakedness" is a one-millimeter shell around your body.
Woman: Never tell me your thoughts ever again!
Votey:
Man: Whenever you get cut, you are slightly less naked!
Woman: Hey, are you okay? You've looked pensive all day.
Man: Oh, it's nothing.
Panel 2:
Woman: Come on, you can tell me.
Panel 3:
Man: If you take off your clothes, you're naked. But then if you take off your skin, you're not naked anymore.
Panel 4:
Man: "Nakedness" is a one-millimeter shell around your body.
Woman: Never tell me your thoughts ever again!
Votey:
Man: Whenever you get cut, you are slightly less naked!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman asks a man, who has his hand on his cheek looking pensive, "Hey, are you okay? You've looked pensive all day." He replies, "Oh, it's nothing." Panel 2: The woman leans in: "Come on, you can tell me." Panel 3: The man explains, "If you take off your clothes, you're naked. But then if you take off your skin, you're not naked anymore." Panel 4: He concludes, "'Nakedness' is a one-millimeter shell around your body." The exasperated woman snaps, "Never tell me your thoughts ever again!" Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the man's face as he adds with a faint smile, "Whenever you get cut, you are slightly less naked!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.