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cooking

Original: cooking on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (dark hair, seated at table): WOW! THIS IS AMAZING! HOW'D YOU GET SO GOOD AT COOKING?

Panel 2:
Man (red hair, green shirt), thinking: I FIND A HIGHLY-RATED RECIPE ONLINE, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS, AND MAKE NO SUBSTITUTIONS.

Panel 3:
Man (out loud): I JUST LIKE MESSING AROUND WITH FLAVORS.

Panel 4:
Woman (admiringly): WOWWWWWWW.

Votey:
Woman (off-panel): I BET YOU CAN COOK ANYTHING!
Man (off-panel): TECHNICALLY, YES.

Alt text

A four-panel comic at a dinner table. Panel 1: A dark-haired woman seated at the table says to a red-haired man, "Wow! This is amazing! How'd you get so good at cooking?" Panel 2: The man, alone, thinks to himself: "I find a highly-rated recipe online, follow the instructions, and make no substitutions." Panel 3: Out loud, he instead says, "I just like messing around with flavors." Panel 4: The woman, impressed, gushes, "Wowwwwwww." The joke: he gets praise for creative cooking by lying about his actually rigid, by-the-book method. Votey (bonus panel): The woman says, "I bet you can cook anything!" The man replies, "Technically, yes."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.