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time-3

Original: time-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Single panel: A hand-drawn line graph.

Y-axis label: "AMOUNT OF TIME TRAVEL IN THIS GRAPH."
X-axis label: "TIME"

The plotted line (in red) is a jagged sawtooth that mostly trends upward and to the right, but repeatedly jumps backward (leftward, toward earlier times) at each peak before climbing again, ending in an arrowhead pointing up and to the left.

Votey:
FORWARD TIME TRAVEL ONLY COUNTS AS TIME TRAVEL IF YOU'RE A DICK.

Alt text

A hand-drawn line graph. The vertical axis is labeled "Amount of time travel in this graph" and the horizontal axis is labeled "Time." A red line is plotted as a jagged sawtooth pattern: it generally climbs upward to the right, but at each peak it snaps backward to the left (to an earlier point in time) before climbing again, ending in an arrow. The joke is that the graph depicts its own line repeatedly traveling backward in time. Votey (aftercomic): a separate panel of text reading "Forward time travel only counts as time travel if you're a dick."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.