git
Original: git on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bright sun with a face is shouting down from the sky at two bearded, naked humans (a man and a woman) standing in a lush green garden.
Sun: GO ON, GIT! DANG IT! MY APPLE PATCH!
Caption (below the panel): If Eden was God's garden, humans were driven out for being varmints.
Votey:
The sun (drawn as a circle with a face) speaks again.
Sun: DOGGONE TALKIN' APES!
A bright sun with a face is shouting down from the sky at two bearded, naked humans (a man and a woman) standing in a lush green garden.
Sun: GO ON, GIT! DANG IT! MY APPLE PATCH!
Caption (below the panel): If Eden was God's garden, humans were driven out for being varmints.
Votey:
The sun (drawn as a circle with a face) speaks again.
Sun: DOGGONE TALKIN' APES!
Alt text
A webcomic with one main panel and a votey. Main panel: an anthropomorphic sun with an angry face glares down from a blue sky onto a green garden, shouting at two naked, bearded humans (a man and a woman) standing among the plants. The sun yells, "GO ON, GIT! DANG IT! MY APPLE PATCH!" A caption beneath reads: "If Eden was God's garden, humans were driven out for being varmints." The joke recasts the Eden expulsion as a cranky farmer (the sun/God) chasing pests off his crops. Votey: the same sun-with-a-face, now drawn alone in a box, grumbles, "DOGGONE TALKIN' APES!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.