drink
Original: drink on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with orange/red hair in a suit, holding a red plastic cup, speaks to a group of people at a party (each also holding red plastic cups).
Man with orange hair: "IF THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE, I WILL IMMEDIATELY TAKE A DRINK: I AM NOT ABOUT TO TAKE A DRINK."
Caption (below panel): Nobody likes the Bertrand Russell Drinking Game.
Votey:
Text (hand-lettered, in a box): "THE QUICKEST WAY TO SPOT A YOUNG NERD IS TO FIND SOMEONE WHO GOES TO A PARTY, PLAYS A DRINKING GAME, AND CARES VERY DEEPLY ABOUT TACTICS."
A man with orange/red hair in a suit, holding a red plastic cup, speaks to a group of people at a party (each also holding red plastic cups).
Man with orange hair: "IF THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS TRUE, I WILL IMMEDIATELY TAKE A DRINK: I AM NOT ABOUT TO TAKE A DRINK."
Caption (below panel): Nobody likes the Bertrand Russell Drinking Game.
Votey:
Text (hand-lettered, in a box): "THE QUICKEST WAY TO SPOT A YOUNG NERD IS TO FIND SOMEONE WHO GOES TO A PARTY, PLAYS A DRINKING GAME, AND CARES VERY DEEPLY ABOUT TACTICS."
Alt text
A man with orange hair wearing a suit holds a red plastic party cup and addresses a small group of partygoers, who each also hold red cups. His speech bubble reads: "If the following statement is true, I will immediately take a drink: I am not about to take a drink." This is a self-referential paradox (a liar's-paradox style logic loop). A caption below reads: "Nobody likes the Bertrand Russell Drinking Game." Votey: hand-lettered text in a box reads, "The quickest way to spot a young nerd is to find someone who goes to a party, plays a drinking game, and cares very deeply about tactics."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.