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Original: peak on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title/caption: THE ARGUMENT AGAINST ANTHROPOCENTRISM
ACCOMPLISHED IN A SINGLE HAIKU
Main panel (text inside a blue box, presented as a haiku):
HUMANS ARE THE PEAK?
THE ELEPHANT: MORE NEURONS,
PREHENSILE PENIS
Votey:
Child: MAMA, WHAT DOES DADDY DO FOR A LIVING?
Mother: NOTHING, SWEETIE. NOTHING.
ACCOMPLISHED IN A SINGLE HAIKU
Main panel (text inside a blue box, presented as a haiku):
HUMANS ARE THE PEAK?
THE ELEPHANT: MORE NEURONS,
PREHENSILE PENIS
Votey:
Child: MAMA, WHAT DOES DADDY DO FOR A LIVING?
Mother: NOTHING, SWEETIE. NOTHING.
Alt text
A captioned text comic. The header reads "THE ARGUMENT AGAINST ANTHROPOCENTRISM, ACCOMPLISHED IN A SINGLE HAIKU." Below, inside a light blue box, is a haiku in block letters: "HUMANS ARE THE PEAK? / THE ELEPHANT: MORE NEURONS, / PREHENSILE PENIS." The joke deflates human exceptionalism by noting an elephant outdoes us on neuron count and anatomy. Votey (aftercomic): a small black-and-white scene of a mother holding a child. The child asks, "Mama, what does Daddy do for a living?" The mother, looking weary, answers, "Nothing, sweetie. Nothing." — implying Daddy is the haiku-writing poet whose work amounts to nothing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.