ass
Original: ass on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
First character (a man with dark hair, teaching another man who wears glasses): The prefix "ass-" acts as an insult regardless of the term that follows. See: ass-hat, ass-broom, ass-cake.
Panel 2:
First character: The suffix "-ass" adds emphasis to any term that precedes it. See: big-ass, blue-ass, weak-ass.
Panel 3:
First character: So... that means... the ultimate insult is...
Man with glasses: No! Don't say it! It's too powerful!
Panel 4:
First character (grabbing the other man, shouting): You ass-ass!
Sound effect: BOOM!
Votey:
A man with a shocked, distressed face shouts:
You ass-assed assed-ass ass-ass!
First character (a man with dark hair, teaching another man who wears glasses): The prefix "ass-" acts as an insult regardless of the term that follows. See: ass-hat, ass-broom, ass-cake.
Panel 2:
First character: The suffix "-ass" adds emphasis to any term that precedes it. See: big-ass, blue-ass, weak-ass.
Panel 3:
First character: So... that means... the ultimate insult is...
Man with glasses: No! Don't say it! It's too powerful!
Panel 4:
First character (grabbing the other man, shouting): You ass-ass!
Sound effect: BOOM!
Votey:
A man with a shocked, distressed face shouts:
You ass-assed assed-ass ass-ass!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. In the first two panels, a dark-haired man lectures a man wearing glasses about profanity grammar: he explains that the prefix "ass-" makes any word an insult (ass-hat, ass-broom, ass-cake), and the suffix "-ass" adds emphasis to any word (big-ass, blue-ass, weak-ass). In the third panel he realizes the ultimate insult must combine both; the bespectacled man cries "No! Don't say it! It's too powerful!" In the fourth panel the man grabs him and yells "You ass-ass!" and a large "BOOM!" explosion erupts between them. The votey aftercomic shows a shocked man shouting an even more elaborate string of stacked insults: "You ass-assed assed-ass ass-ass!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.