eighteen
Original: eighteen on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A computer screen shows a website labeled "Porn.spoke" with an age-verification prompt.
Screen: Prove you are over 18.
Panel 2: A man with reddish hair sits at the computer, typing.
Man: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON WHICH BRAND OF WOOD STAIN IS MOST EFFECTIVE.
Panel 3: The computer screen, now cracked, displays a rejection message.
Screen: Sorry, you are too old for porno.
Panel 4: The man, in silhouette, continues at the computer as the site responds.
Screen: Would you like this link to a discount cardigan shop?
Man: HOW DARE YOU AND ALSO YES PLEASE.
Votey:
A close-up of the man leaning toward the screen, speaking.
Man: DO THEY ALSO SELL CARGO SHORTS?
Screen: Prove you are over 18.
Panel 2: A man with reddish hair sits at the computer, typing.
Man: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON WHICH BRAND OF WOOD STAIN IS MOST EFFECTIVE.
Panel 3: The computer screen, now cracked, displays a rejection message.
Screen: Sorry, you are too old for porno.
Panel 4: The man, in silhouette, continues at the computer as the site responds.
Screen: Would you like this link to a discount cardigan shop?
Man: HOW DARE YOU AND ALSO YES PLEASE.
Votey:
A close-up of the man leaning toward the screen, speaking.
Man: DO THEY ALSO SELL CARGO SHORTS?
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a computer screen for a porn site ("Porn.spoke") with an age check reading "Prove you are over 18." Panel 2: a red-haired man typing at the computer declares, "I have strong opinions on which brand of wood stain is most effective." Panel 3: the now-cracked screen replies, "Sorry, you are too old for porno." Panel 4: the man, in silhouette, gets the offer "Would you like this link to a discount cardigan shop?" and answers, "How dare you and also yes please." The joke: his attempt to prove he's an adult instead proves he's middle-aged, so the porn site rejects him and redirects him to dad-clothing shopping. Votey: a close-up of the man eagerly asking, "Do they also sell cargo shorts?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.