unicorns-3
Original: unicorns-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (wide silhouette panel): Two unicorns shown in black silhouette against a dark background, one mounted on the back of the other, mating.
Panel 2: Close-up of a unicorn's head in profile, eyes rolled back, mane in rainbow colors.
Unicorn: OH GOD, BABY. THIS IS SO HOT. SO HOT.
Panel 3: The two unicorns face to face, both with open mouths, one looking alarmed.
Unicorn: OHMYGOD. I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA...
Other unicorn: PULL OUT, STEVE! PULL OUT!
Panel 4: A wide landscape shot of green rolling hills with a huge multicolored rainbow arcing across the sky, implying the unicorn's ejaculation produced the rainbow.
Votey: A wordless sketch panel. Two people look at a computer screen / monitor that is tilted toward the viewer (its back is to us). On the left, a person with chin-length hair, heavy eyebrows, and a flat, unimpressed expression watches over the shoulder of a second person who is seated at the screen, smiling slightly with eyes closed. The seated person has a hand on a computer mouse. No dialogue.
Panel 2: Close-up of a unicorn's head in profile, eyes rolled back, mane in rainbow colors.
Unicorn: OH GOD, BABY. THIS IS SO HOT. SO HOT.
Panel 3: The two unicorns face to face, both with open mouths, one looking alarmed.
Unicorn: OHMYGOD. I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA...
Other unicorn: PULL OUT, STEVE! PULL OUT!
Panel 4: A wide landscape shot of green rolling hills with a huge multicolored rainbow arcing across the sky, implying the unicorn's ejaculation produced the rainbow.
Votey: A wordless sketch panel. Two people look at a computer screen / monitor that is tilted toward the viewer (its back is to us). On the left, a person with chin-length hair, heavy eyebrows, and a flat, unimpressed expression watches over the shoulder of a second person who is seated at the screen, smiling slightly with eyes closed. The seated person has a hand on a computer mouse. No dialogue.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: two unicorns in solid black silhouette against a dark background, one mounted on the other, mating. Panel 2: a close-up of a rainbow-maned unicorn's head in profile, eyes rolled back in ecstasy, saying, "Oh god, baby. This is so hot. So hot." Panel 3: the two unicorns face to face with open mouths; one cries, "Ohmygod. I'm gonna... I'm gonna..." and the other yells, "Pull out, Steve! Pull out!" Panel 4: a wide shot of green rolling hills under a giant multicolored rainbow arcing across the sky -- the punchline being that the unicorn's climax produced the rainbow. Votey (a wordless black-and-white sketch): two people look at a computer monitor tilted away from the viewer; one stands behind with a flat, unimpressed expression while the other sits at the screen smiling, implying they are watching the unicorn scene on the computer.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.