okay-2
Original: okay-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald doctor in a white coat and round glasses speaks emphatically to a patient, who is visible only as the back of his head and shoulder in the foreground.
Doctor: "ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT ABOUT ME?! I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS SODOMIZING A STRANGER WITH A TINY METAL CAMERA! AND WHY? FOR THE MONEY. FOR THE GODDAMNED MONEY."
Caption (below panel): I'm in the market for a new proctologist.
Votey:
The same doctor, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch, continues speaking to the patient (shown as a speech bubble from off-panel on the left).
Doctor: "ANYWAY, YOU'RE FINE BUT THE INSIDE OF YOUR BUTT IS SUPER GROSS."
A bald doctor in a white coat and round glasses speaks emphatically to a patient, who is visible only as the back of his head and shoulder in the foreground.
Doctor: "ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT ABOUT ME?! I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS SODOMIZING A STRANGER WITH A TINY METAL CAMERA! AND WHY? FOR THE MONEY. FOR THE GODDAMNED MONEY."
Caption (below panel): I'm in the market for a new proctologist.
Votey:
The same doctor, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch, continues speaking to the patient (shown as a speech bubble from off-panel on the left).
Doctor: "ANYWAY, YOU'RE FINE BUT THE INSIDE OF YOUR BUTT IS SUPER GROSS."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Main panel: a bald doctor in a white coat and round glasses gestures emphatically while ranting at a patient, who is seen only from behind in the foreground. The doctor says, "Are you okay? Are you okay? What about ME?! I just spent two hours sodomizing a stranger with a tiny metal camera! And why? For the money. For the goddamned money." A caption under the panel reads: "I'm in the market for a new proctologist." Votey (bonus panel, in loose black-and-white sketch): the same doctor adds matter-of-factly, "Anyway, you're fine but the inside of your butt is super gross." The joke: a proctologist breaks down over the existential indignity of his job, then delivers a blunt verdict.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.