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A man sits across a small table from a woman (seen from behind, foreground) and pleads with an open-handed gesture: "Are you SURE you want to unsubscribe from my FAIRLY GOOD SEX and STRONG OPINIONS ON POLITICS?" His phrasing mimics the guilt-trip prompts websites show when you try to cancel a subscription. The caption reads: "The Internet has ruined breakups." In the black-and-white votey, the same man, now looking strained, adds: "Please keep us in mind for the next time you are drunk or really really sad" — like a marketing email begging you to come back.