bored
Original: bored on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair, grinning excitedly, looks at a computer monitor.
Man: "Wait, what's this ad say? Bored 18-year-olds are just waiting to talk to me? Hell yes, I'm interested! Sign me up!"
Caption (below panel): By the time he realizes he's agreed to teach high school English, it'll be too late.
Votey:
The same man, now sweating and looking strained, struggles to answer.
Man (small, mumbling): "Dammit! Fine. Who can name three themes from Wuthering Heights?"
A crowd of unimpressed students faces him with skeptical/bored expressions.
A man with red/orange hair, grinning excitedly, looks at a computer monitor.
Man: "Wait, what's this ad say? Bored 18-year-olds are just waiting to talk to me? Hell yes, I'm interested! Sign me up!"
Caption (below panel): By the time he realizes he's agreed to teach high school English, it'll be too late.
Votey:
The same man, now sweating and looking strained, struggles to answer.
Man (small, mumbling): "Dammit! Fine. Who can name three themes from Wuthering Heights?"
A crowd of unimpressed students faces him with skeptical/bored expressions.
Alt text
A man with flame-like red hair grins wildly at his computer monitor, exclaiming that an ad promising "bored 18-year-olds are just waiting to talk to me" sounds great and he wants to sign up. The caption reads: "By the time he realizes he's agreed to teach high school English, it'll be too late." In the votey aftercomic, the same man is now drawn sweating and overwhelmed, mumbling "Dammit! Fine. Who can name three themes from Wuthering Heights?" while a crowd of unimpressed, skeptical-faced students stares back at him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.