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Original: app on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with glasses, bobbed hair): I created a neural network that analyzed billions of photos.
Woman (off-panel, in conversation): You can now see it. It's smart enough to understand the 3D structure, complete with lighting and shading.
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses): So I created a worm that finds its way onto your phone, understands your photos, then inserts embarrassing objects into the background.
Panel 3:
Woman (with glasses): How long has this been on my phone?
Other woman: Six months.
Panel 4:
Woman (with glasses): But... all those vacation photos I sent to mom. The ones she never replied to.
(The photo shown reads): SEX OIL FOR BUTT-STUFF IN PARTICULAR
17 Gallons
Caption on photo: HAVING A GREAT TIME IN PARIS!
Votey:
Text (no speaker): I AM PREPARED TO LICENSE THIS PRODUCT.
Woman (with glasses, bobbed hair): I created a neural network that analyzed billions of photos.
Woman (off-panel, in conversation): You can now see it. It's smart enough to understand the 3D structure, complete with lighting and shading.
Panel 2:
Woman (with glasses): So I created a worm that finds its way onto your phone, understands your photos, then inserts embarrassing objects into the background.
Panel 3:
Woman (with glasses): How long has this been on my phone?
Other woman: Six months.
Panel 4:
Woman (with glasses): But... all those vacation photos I sent to mom. The ones she never replied to.
(The photo shown reads): SEX OIL FOR BUTT-STUFF IN PARTICULAR
17 Gallons
Caption on photo: HAVING A GREAT TIME IN PARIS!
Votey:
Text (no speaker): I AM PREPARED TO LICENSE THIS PRODUCT.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A woman with glasses and a bobbed haircut explains that she built a neural network that analyzed billions of photos and can understand the 3D structure of images, complete with lighting and shading. She then says she created a worm that gets onto your phone, understands your photos, and inserts embarrassing objects into the background. She asks how long it has been on her phone; the answer is six months. In the final panel she despairs that all the vacation photos she sent her mom, the ones mom never replied to, have been tampered with. The shown photo depicts a giant container labeled 'SEX OIL FOR BUTT-STUFF IN PARTICULAR, 17 Gallons' with a cheerful caption reading 'HAVING A GREAT TIME IN PARIS!'. Votey aftercomic: a panel with only the text 'I AM PREPARED TO LICENSE THIS PRODUCT.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.