reactive
Original: reactive on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A female news anchor with reddish, flame-like hair sits at a news desk in front of a stylized green cityscape backdrop. She speaks to the camera.
Anchor: "Today, a thing happened. We'll be discussing the reaction to the reaction to an opinion about an opinion about a poll about the thing."
At the bottom of the screen runs a news ticker:
"...TATE OF OREGON ENGULFED IN FLAMES - EXIT POLLS SUGGEST IT IS PAINFUL ... STOCKS MOVE IN RANDOM..."
Caption beneath the panel:
"Political news became a postmodern dystopia so slowly that nobody noticed."
Votey:
A simple line-drawn man's face looks toward an off-panel speaker. A speech bubble (from the off-panel figure) reads:
"Excuse me, sir. Would you be interested in an exit poll about your feelings about the exit poll you just took?"
A female news anchor with reddish, flame-like hair sits at a news desk in front of a stylized green cityscape backdrop. She speaks to the camera.
Anchor: "Today, a thing happened. We'll be discussing the reaction to the reaction to an opinion about an opinion about a poll about the thing."
At the bottom of the screen runs a news ticker:
"...TATE OF OREGON ENGULFED IN FLAMES - EXIT POLLS SUGGEST IT IS PAINFUL ... STOCKS MOVE IN RANDOM..."
Caption beneath the panel:
"Political news became a postmodern dystopia so slowly that nobody noticed."
Votey:
A simple line-drawn man's face looks toward an off-panel speaker. A speech bubble (from the off-panel figure) reads:
"Excuse me, sir. Would you be interested in an exit poll about your feelings about the exit poll you just took?"
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a red-haired female TV news anchor at a desk in front of a green city backdrop. She says: "Today, a thing happened. We'll be discussing the reaction to the reaction to an opinion about an opinion about a poll about the thing." A news ticker scrolls at the bottom reading "...tate of Oregon engulfed in flames - exit polls suggest it is painful ... stocks move in random..." A caption below reads: "Political news became a postmodern dystopia so slowly that nobody noticed." Votey: A line-drawn man's face listens as an off-panel voice asks, "Excuse me, sir. Would you be interested in an exit poll about your feelings about the exit poll you just took?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.