literary-analysis
Original: literary-analysis on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (text/equations):
S = ADULT SPERM WHALE MASS = ~100,000 POUNDS
H = ADULT HUMAN MASS = ~140 POUNDS
S/H =~ 700
C = CHIPMUNK WEIGHT = ~1/5 POUND
H/C = ~700
IT FOLLOWS THAT:
(equation, shown as two fractions joined by an approximately-equal sign)
SPERM WHALE MASS / HUMAN MASS ≅ HUMAN MASS / CHIPMUNK MASS
THUS, THIS IS WHAT THE CLIMAX OF THE BOOK "MOBY-DICK" LOOKED LIKE FROM THE WHALE'S PERSPECTIVE:
Panel 2 (scene):
A large man with red/orange hair sits in a green armchair holding a soda can, looking down. A tiny chipmunk stands on the chair brandishing a small object.
Chipmunk: "FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!"
Votey:
A handwritten list titled:
ANIMALS I CAN'T DRAW, UPDATED
-HORSES
-COWS
-LIZARDS
-HUMANS
-SQUIRRELS
-RABBITS
-CHIPMUNKS
S = ADULT SPERM WHALE MASS = ~100,000 POUNDS
H = ADULT HUMAN MASS = ~140 POUNDS
S/H =~ 700
C = CHIPMUNK WEIGHT = ~1/5 POUND
H/C = ~700
IT FOLLOWS THAT:
(equation, shown as two fractions joined by an approximately-equal sign)
SPERM WHALE MASS / HUMAN MASS ≅ HUMAN MASS / CHIPMUNK MASS
THUS, THIS IS WHAT THE CLIMAX OF THE BOOK "MOBY-DICK" LOOKED LIKE FROM THE WHALE'S PERSPECTIVE:
Panel 2 (scene):
A large man with red/orange hair sits in a green armchair holding a soda can, looking down. A tiny chipmunk stands on the chair brandishing a small object.
Chipmunk: "FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!"
Votey:
A handwritten list titled:
ANIMALS I CAN'T DRAW, UPDATED
-HORSES
-COWS
-LIZARDS
-HUMANS
-SQUIRRELS
-RABBITS
-CHIPMUNKS
Alt text
A two-part webcomic. The main comic opens with a block of equations: S = adult sperm whale mass = ~100,000 pounds; H = adult human mass = ~140 pounds; so S/H is about 700. C = chipmunk weight = ~1/5 pound; so H/C is about 700. It concludes with the proportion: sperm whale mass over human mass is approximately equal to human mass over chipmunk mass. Text then reads: 'Thus, this is what the climax of the book Moby-Dick looked like from the whale's perspective.' The illustrated panel shows a large red-haired man slumped in a green armchair holding a soda can and looking down, dwarfing a tiny chipmunk that stands on the chair brandishing a weapon and shouting, 'From hell's heart I stab at thee!' — casting the man as the whale and the chipmunk as Captain Ahab, since a human is to a chipmunk roughly as a sperm whale is to a human. The votey aftercomic is a handwritten list headed 'Animals I can't draw, updated,' listing: horses, cows, lizards, humans, squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.