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ark

Original: ark on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

A glowing golden oval (a divine/heavenly voice) speaks from the upper right:
Voice: STEVE! BUILD AN ARK!

A man named Steve, with curly reddish-brown hair, looks blankly ahead and replies:
Steve: Like... from wood? Wood is a type of tree, right?

Caption (below panel): Humanity's lack of vocational training eventually proved to be its undoing.

Votey:

The same man (drawn in simple line art), thinking aloud in a thought-style bubble:
Steve: I go to wood store for wood.

Alt text

A man with curly reddish-brown hair stares blankly while a glowing golden oval (a divine voice) booms from the upper right: "STEVE! BUILD AN ARK!" Steve responds uncertainly, "Like... from wood? Wood is a type of tree, right?" Caption: "Humanity's lack of vocational training eventually proved to be its undoing." Votey: the same man, in simple sketch line art, muses to himself, "I go to wood store for wood."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.