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oxford-comma

Original: oxford-comma on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair (seen from behind and in profile, smiling) faces a man in a grey suit, yellow shirt, and tinted glasses who sits at a desk holding a sheet of paper, reading from it with a flat expression.

Man (reading aloud from the paper): "THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO LIKE THE OXFORD COMMA, MORONS AND PEDANTS."

Votey:
A solid black panel. In the lower right corner, in small white handwritten letters: "sor,ry"

Alt text

A woman with brown hair, seen mostly from behind and smiling in profile, faces a man in a grey suit, yellow shirt, and tinted glasses who sits at a desk reading aloud from a sheet of paper with a deadpan look. His speech bubble reads: "There are two types of people: those who like the Oxford comma, morons and pedants." The line is a joke about the Oxford comma -- without one, the sentence reads as if morons and pedants are being listed as the same group of people. Votey (aftercomic): a solid black panel with the word "sor,ry" handwritten in small white letters in the lower right corner -- a comma deliberately misplaced inside the word "sorry."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.