discourse
Original: discourse on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Red-haired man (in suit jacket, grabbing the car): I saw that parking spot first!
Brown-haired man (leaning out of his car window): Well, I had the right of way!
Panel 2:
Red-haired man: I don't like your attitude!
Brown-haired man: Oh yeah? Well, I do like yours!
Panel 3:
Red-haired man (taken aback, frowning): It's aggressive, yet based in facts — an infrequent combination in modern discourse!
Panel 4:
Brown-haired man (smiling, gesturing warmly): I... where does that leave us?
Brown-haired man (continuing): You doing anything tonight?
Panel 5:
Brown-haired man (close-up, grinning intensely): ...an infrequent combination in modern discourse!
Panel 6:
The red-haired man and the brown-haired man (now shown from behind) stand face to face. A speech bubble trails off: ...tonight?
Votey:
The brown-haired man (close-up): Make love to me, after you gimme back my parking spot.
Red-haired man (in suit jacket, grabbing the car): I saw that parking spot first!
Brown-haired man (leaning out of his car window): Well, I had the right of way!
Panel 2:
Red-haired man: I don't like your attitude!
Brown-haired man: Oh yeah? Well, I do like yours!
Panel 3:
Red-haired man (taken aback, frowning): It's aggressive, yet based in facts — an infrequent combination in modern discourse!
Panel 4:
Brown-haired man (smiling, gesturing warmly): I... where does that leave us?
Brown-haired man (continuing): You doing anything tonight?
Panel 5:
Brown-haired man (close-up, grinning intensely): ...an infrequent combination in modern discourse!
Panel 6:
The red-haired man and the brown-haired man (now shown from behind) stand face to face. A speech bubble trails off: ...tonight?
Votey:
The brown-haired man (close-up): Make love to me, after you gimme back my parking spot.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. Two men argue over a parking spot: a red-haired man in a suit jacket and a brown-haired man leaning out of his car window. Panel 1 — Red-hair: 'I saw that parking spot first!' Car-man: 'Well, I had the right of way!' Panel 2 — Red-hair: 'I don't like your attitude!' Car-man, grinning: 'Oh yeah? Well, I do like yours!' Panel 3 — Red-hair, startled and frowning, replies: 'It's aggressive, yet based in facts — an infrequent combination in modern discourse!' Panel 4 — The car-man, now smiling warmly and gesturing, says 'I... where does that leave us? You doing anything tonight?' The argument has flipped into flirtation. Panels 5 and 6 show the two men, the tension between them turning into attraction. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the brown-haired man says, 'Make love to me, after you gimme back my parking spot.' — the romance hasn't made him forget the original dispute.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.