ideal
Original: ideal on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Teacher (a woman with dark hair, pink sweater): Okay class, today we're going to talk about Earth as an ideal point mass.
(A diagram shows a small mass with measurements labeled "2ea" and "2A".)
Panel 2:
A student in the classroom: What's an ideal point mass?
Panel 3:
Teacher (now wide-eyed and angry): A point mass where you don't get asked questions THAT WERE ON THE FUCKING HANDOUT.
Votey:
A man's face looks upward, asking: Will this be on the exam?
Teacher (a woman with dark hair, pink sweater): Okay class, today we're going to talk about Earth as an ideal point mass.
(A diagram shows a small mass with measurements labeled "2ea" and "2A".)
Panel 2:
A student in the classroom: What's an ideal point mass?
Panel 3:
Teacher (now wide-eyed and angry): A point mass where you don't get asked questions THAT WERE ON THE FUCKING HANDOUT.
Votey:
A man's face looks upward, asking: Will this be on the exam?
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A teacher with dark hair and a pink sweater stands at a whiteboard with a diagram of a small orbiting mass labeled "2ea" and "2A," saying "Okay class, today we're going to talk about Earth as an ideal point mass." Panel 2: A student in the classroom asks, "What's an ideal point mass?" Panel 3: The teacher turns wide-eyed and furious, snapping, "A point mass where you don't get asked questions THAT WERE ON THE FUCKING HANDOUT." Votey: A simple line drawing of a man's face tilted upward, hopefully asking, "Will this be on the exam?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.