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his-plan

Original: his-plan on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

A man with dark wavy hair and a black t-shirt speaks to a woman with dark hair and a white-collared dress. He gestures toward his chest with one hand.

Man: "I don't think there's a conflict. I believe natural selection was the method He used to put a psychotic omnivorous ape in charge of the whole planet."

Caption (below panel): I wonder if Satanists believe in guided evolution.

Votey:

A roughly sketched close-up of the same man's face. A speech bubble points to him.

Man: I call it "Misguided Evolution".

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC webcomic. Main panel: a man with dark wavy hair in a black t-shirt, gesturing to his chest, talks earnestly to a dark-haired woman in a white-collared dress. He says, "I don't think there's a conflict. I believe natural selection was the method He used to put a psychotic omnivorous ape in charge of the whole planet." A caption under the panel reads: "I wonder if Satanists believe in guided evolution." The joke frames belief in God-guided evolution as a bleak indictment of humanity. Votey (small bonus panel): a loose pen sketch of the same man's face with a speech bubble, saying, "I call it 'Misguided Evolution'."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.