honest
Original: honest on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: FUNTIME ACTIVITY: HONEST ANSWERS TO PREFATORY QUESTIONS
Panel 1:
A blond man (leaning in toward a woman with curly brown hair and glasses): HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST?
The woman (wide-eyed, deadpan): ETHNIC CLEANSING.
Bottom-corner caption: (THIS BONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF "SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO!)
Votey:
A close-up of the blond man's face, smirking: Exactly.
Panel 1:
A blond man (leaning in toward a woman with curly brown hair and glasses): HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST?
The woman (wide-eyed, deadpan): ETHNIC CLEANSING.
Bottom-corner caption: (THIS BONUS COMIC IS THANKS TO BUYERS OF "SOONISH" CLICK FOR MORE INFO!)
Votey:
A close-up of the blond man's face, smirking: Exactly.
Alt text
A two-panel comic under a banner reading 'FUNTIME ACTIVITY: HONEST ANSWERS TO PREFATORY QUESTIONS.' In the main panel, a blond man leans in toward a curly-haired woman in glasses and asks, 'Hey, you know what's just the absolute worst?' The woman stares back wide-eyed and deadpan, answering literally and honestly instead of with the expected small-talk gripe: 'Ethnic cleansing.' A small caption notes the bonus comic is thanks to buyers of the book 'Soonish.' The joke is that she gives a brutally honest, weighty answer to a throwaway rhetorical question. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the blond man's smirking face replying, 'Exactly.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.