jesus
Original: jesus on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: I guess I just feel simultaneously without meaning and pathetic.
Panel 2:
Priest (older man with white hair, in clerical collar): Read what Jesus said. What he did. Read and be changed.
Panel 3:
The man with orange hair sits at a table reading a book, head in hand.
Man (thinking/exclaiming): By the age of 33, Christ had started a major religion and died for everyone's sins?! What am I doing with my life?!
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired man's face, looking determined.
Man: I'm gonna invent a new vision of spirituality then cash in bigtime.
Man with orange hair: I guess I just feel simultaneously without meaning and pathetic.
Panel 2:
Priest (older man with white hair, in clerical collar): Read what Jesus said. What he did. Read and be changed.
Panel 3:
The man with orange hair sits at a table reading a book, head in hand.
Man (thinking/exclaiming): By the age of 33, Christ had started a major religion and died for everyone's sins?! What am I doing with my life?!
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired man's face, looking determined.
Man: I'm gonna invent a new vision of spirituality then cash in bigtime.
Alt text
A four-part SMBC comic. Panel 1: A young man with orange hair speaks to a priest, saying "I guess I just feel simultaneously without meaning and pathetic." Panel 2: The priest, an older man in a clerical collar, replies, "Read what Jesus said. What he did. Read and be changed." Panel 3: The young man sits alone at a table reading a book, head propped on his hand, exclaiming, "By the age of 33, Christ had started a major religion and died for everyone's sins?! What am I doing with my life?!" The priest's advice has backfired into an existential crisis about underachievement. Votey: A close-up of the young man's face, looking resolute, as he declares, "I'm gonna invent a new vision of spirituality then cash in bigtime."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.