de-extinction
Original: de-extinction on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A scientist with dark curly hair (in a lab coat): "We've done it! We've brought back the dinosaurs!"
[On the table in front of them is a small beaker/container holding a tiny green dinosaur.]
Panel 2:
The second scientist (in a lab coat): "What's the best way to monetize this?"
The first scientist: "Dinosaur theme park?"
The second scientist: "Too complicated."
Panel 3 (sign / caption):
SCIENTISTS OFFER:
FOR $20,000,000,000 YOU CAN BE THE REASON DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT
Votey:
Caption at top: "LATER, ON WIKIPEDIA..."
Text: The "Bob Did It" theory of dinosaur extinction is now widely accepted among paleontologists, all of whom are angry all the time.
A scientist with dark curly hair (in a lab coat): "We've done it! We've brought back the dinosaurs!"
[On the table in front of them is a small beaker/container holding a tiny green dinosaur.]
Panel 2:
The second scientist (in a lab coat): "What's the best way to monetize this?"
The first scientist: "Dinosaur theme park?"
The second scientist: "Too complicated."
Panel 3 (sign / caption):
SCIENTISTS OFFER:
FOR $20,000,000,000 YOU CAN BE THE REASON DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT
Votey:
Caption at top: "LATER, ON WIKIPEDIA..."
Text: The "Bob Did It" theory of dinosaur extinction is now widely accepted among paleontologists, all of whom are angry all the time.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: Two scientists in lab coats stand at a table holding a beaker with a tiny green dinosaur inside; one with dark curly hair exclaims, "We've done it! We've brought back the dinosaurs!" Panel 2: The other scientist asks, "What's the best way to monetize this?" The first suggests, "Dinosaur theme park?" and the second replies, "Too complicated." Panel 3: A printed offer reads, "SCIENTISTS OFFER: For $20,000,000,000 you can be the reason dinosaurs went extinct" — selling, instead of a theme park, the right to personally cause dinosaur extinction. Votey (aftercomic): A panel captioned "Later, on Wikipedia..." with text stating, "The 'Bob Did It' theory of dinosaur extinction is now widely accepted among paleontologists, all of whom are angry all the time."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.