class
Original: class on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman (an academic advisor) sits at a desk with a computer, talking to a student seated across from her.
Advisor: No, philosophy of biology doesn't count as either a humanities OR a science credit because neither department accepts it. You can take your philosophy of logic course, then count that as a math credit, then shift a math credit to science, which opens up a new slot for a humanities course, which is what you need in order to graduate.
Student: Is such a course available?
Advisor: Not during the current double-year.
Fun Fact (caption below the panel): "College" is an elaborate experiment to see if undergraduates can solve mazes.
Votey:
Two administrators talk to each other.
First administrator: We're getting too many applicants.
Second administrator: Just keep upping the price.
A woman (an academic advisor) sits at a desk with a computer, talking to a student seated across from her.
Advisor: No, philosophy of biology doesn't count as either a humanities OR a science credit because neither department accepts it. You can take your philosophy of logic course, then count that as a math credit, then shift a math credit to science, which opens up a new slot for a humanities course, which is what you need in order to graduate.
Student: Is such a course available?
Advisor: Not during the current double-year.
Fun Fact (caption below the panel): "College" is an elaborate experiment to see if undergraduates can solve mazes.
Votey:
Two administrators talk to each other.
First administrator: We're getting too many applicants.
Second administrator: Just keep upping the price.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. An academic advisor sits at a desk with a computer, explaining a convoluted credit-shuffling scheme to a seated student: philosophy of biology counts as neither a humanities nor a science credit, but a philosophy of logic course can count as math, which can be shifted to science, freeing a slot for a humanities course needed to graduate. The student asks if such a course is available; the advisor replies, "Not during the current double-year." A caption beneath reads: Fun Fact: "College" is an elaborate experiment to see if undergraduates can solve mazes. Votey (aftercomic): Two administrators talk. One says, "We're getting too many applicants." The other replies, "Just keep upping the price."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.