diet
Original: diet on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red, flame-like hair stares wide-eyed at a frosted cupcake sitting on a table in front of him, his mouth open and tongue showing.
Man (in speech bubble): OH MY GOD! HOW DID THEY GET THIS MANY CALORIES IN A TINY PLACE?! I MUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT!
Caption (below panel): On the "Honest Paleo" diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day.
Votey:
A cruder, more primitive line-drawing of a frowning, caveman-like face.
Caveman (in speech bubble): Now to use these calories to convince my body I'm making babies.
A man with red, flame-like hair stares wide-eyed at a frosted cupcake sitting on a table in front of him, his mouth open and tongue showing.
Man (in speech bubble): OH MY GOD! HOW DID THEY GET THIS MANY CALORIES IN A TINY PLACE?! I MUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT!
Caption (below panel): On the "Honest Paleo" diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day.
Votey:
A cruder, more primitive line-drawing of a frowning, caveman-like face.
Caveman (in speech bubble): Now to use these calories to convince my body I'm making babies.
Alt text
A red-haired man sits at a table staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed at a single frosted cupcake. His speech bubble reads: "OH MY GOD! HOW DID THEY GET THIS MANY CALORIES IN A TINY PLACE?! I MUST EAT IT BEFORE A RIVAL TAKES IT!" The caption below says: "On the 'Honest Paleo' diet, you eat like a caveman living in the present day." The joke is that he reacts to modern junk food with literal caveman survival instincts. Votey aftercomic: a crude, primitive doodle of a frowning caveman face whose speech bubble says, "Now to use these calories to convince my body I'm making babies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.