8-nights
Original: 8-nights on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark wavy hair, leaning forward and gesturing enthusiastically across a desk to a seated woman.
Man: AND THEN, BY A MIRACLE, HE LASTED FOR EIGHT DAYS!
Woman (older, in pink, with glasses, seated behind the desk): NO. NO. INSTANT NO.
Caption (below panel): So far, no buyers for my erotic Hanukkah fiction.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a box: I hereby release this concept to the public domain.
A man with dark wavy hair, leaning forward and gesturing enthusiastically across a desk to a seated woman.
Man: AND THEN, BY A MIRACLE, HE LASTED FOR EIGHT DAYS!
Woman (older, in pink, with glasses, seated behind the desk): NO. NO. INSTANT NO.
Caption (below panel): So far, no buyers for my erotic Hanukkah fiction.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a box: I hereby release this concept to the public domain.
Alt text
A man with dark wavy hair leans eagerly across a desk, pitching to an unimpressed older woman in a pink jacket and glasses. He says, "And then, by a miracle, he lasted for eight days!" She flatly replies, "No. No. Instant no." The caption below reads: "So far, no buyers for my erotic Hanukkah fiction" -- the eight days referencing the Hanukkah menorah miracle. The votey (aftercomic) is handwritten text in a box reading: "I hereby release this concept to the public domain."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.