the-puppy-test
Original: the-puppy-test on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair (in the foreground, facing right) speaks to a dark-haired man who is holding a small metal puppy statue.
Red-haired man: "Okay, no more arguing about it. I'll buy you a puppy IF you can take care of this little puppy statue over night. He's made of solid metal, so it should be pretty easy as long as you cuddle him tight!"
Caption below panel: The melting point of gallium is 85.58 degrees Fahrenheit.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a box: "People complaining about Fahrenheit must use Kelvins in their emails to me."
A man with red/orange hair (in the foreground, facing right) speaks to a dark-haired man who is holding a small metal puppy statue.
Red-haired man: "Okay, no more arguing about it. I'll buy you a puppy IF you can take care of this little puppy statue over night. He's made of solid metal, so it should be pretty easy as long as you cuddle him tight!"
Caption below panel: The melting point of gallium is 85.58 degrees Fahrenheit.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a box: "People complaining about Fahrenheit must use Kelvins in their emails to me."
Alt text
A red-haired man tells a dark-haired man, who is holding a small metal puppy statue: "Okay, no more arguing about it. I'll buy you a puppy IF you can take care of this little puppy statue over night. He's made of solid metal, so it should be pretty easy as long as you cuddle him tight!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "The melting point of gallium is 85.58 degrees Fahrenheit." The joke: gallium melts near body temperature, so cuddling the metal puppy will destroy it. Votey (aftercomic): handwritten text reading "People complaining about Fahrenheit must use Kelvins in their emails to me."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.