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pie

Original: pie on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An older man with white/gray hair (seen in profile, foreground) shouts: "YOU TOOK MY PIE!"
A woman with dark hair in a pink shirt, seated at a table with a slice of blueberry pie on a plate in front of her, holds a fork and replies: "ALL PIE IS MY PIE. THAT IS THE NATURE OF PIE, SIR."

Caption (below panel): "Be the change you want to see in the world."

Votey:
Close-up of the dark-haired woman's face, looking smug. She says: "Compliment my hustle."

Alt text

An older man with gray hair, shown in profile in the foreground, angrily shouts at a dark-haired woman in a pink shirt sitting across a table from him: "You took my pie!" In front of her is a plate with a slice of blueberry pie, which she holds a fork over. Unbothered, she declares, "All pie is my pie. That is the nature of pie, sir." A caption beneath reads, "Be the change you want to see in the world" -- framing her brazen pie-theft as a self-serving twist on the famous Gandhi-attributed quote. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows the woman's smug face as she adds, "Compliment my hustle."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.